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the name of a person that is a friend of zak, typically a very kind and loving person who deserve all the recognition in the world.
hi i’m a zakster and i’m really cool
zakster by john doe anon July 17, 2022
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Zacster Prankster Gangster nation

The name wins almost everyone's heart. They talk about epic things they do, such as running out of a classroom at home time before they are dismissed. To be a Zacster Prankster Gangster, you must not hate Zacster Prankster Gangsters and want to be part of the nation and you also can't ban anything they like doing. You always have to wait your turn for the desk, you can't just tell them to share.
Zacster Prankster Gangster nation is a name of a nation. They talk about epic things like running out of a classroom before they are dismissed, winning at a claw machine, etc.
A disease of which excess fat grows around your body making it incredibly hard to breath and walk. This disease is also known to cause the gayness disorder where it causes the mind to think that you are a girl but you are really not. The cure is yet unknown. However if you have Zukster, do no panic. You will be dead by the time you reach the age of 25.
You son has zukster and will die by the time he reaches 25.
Andy is fat because he has zukster.
zukster by Sherry Palmer June 22, 2006
1 a fat rednaeck
2 a nigga hatin fuckfoot
3 has a smurf wannabe lover
4 acts like girls in online rpg named by fruits like strwberry, battleberry,
etc. (anything with berry and asks for items)
5 fat person who never gets full
1 Hey look at that zukster go, omg i am gonna zukster on the zukster.
2 *throws up* man i zukster with food
3 Oh My God look at that zukster its FAT and Ugly And posing as a Girl
Zukster by Jack Mehoff November 10, 2004
1)A person who is a fat ass, lazy, red neck, sandwich eatting, nigga hatin person, and always hungry.

2)A person who got stuck in a tub.
1)Damn Zukster, why did you eat so much?
2)Yesterday, I got Zukster in the bathroom.
Zukster by Jack Mehoff November 3, 2004
another term for geek or networking guru, spends most of their time indoors messing with linux and unix boxes.
'don't you find configuring ADSL modems hard' no I am a bit of a zawster
zawster by harpdog April 25, 2004

zasterbation

"I zasterbated my boyfirends dick yesterday"

"i love zasterbation"
zasterbation by Molllie March 9, 2009
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
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