zaft 

Zodiac Alliance of Freedom Treaty
(From Japanese Anime Gundam SEED Series)
A military organization formed to free the PLANTS from the oppression of the Atlantic Federation. ZAFT is made up solely of coordinators.

Tension between ZAFT and OMNI(the Earth Alliance Forces) escalated to a full scale war after a nuclear attack on the agricultural PLANT of Junius 7, killing more than 200 000 civilians.

zaft by jenki March 19, 2005

Zaft 

A notable troll of yahoo, recently has amassed a following known as the Zafties. However is not as charismatic as Travis.

"If you like foreigners so much, go live with them and stop turning America into a colony for 3rd world aliens, you terrorist." -Zaft

Zaft by Fin's January 29, 2008

zaftig 

(Yiddish) Plump and juicy, from German "saftig" meaning "juicy".

He's got a new zaftigah girlfriend.

zaftig by crocdile July 7, 2005

zaftig 

Deliciously plump, or carrying your extra weight very well.

Me- all the guys dig my big hips, my succulent boobs and my juicy Avalanche behind! They freak out every time I say I'm going on a diet...

zaftig by RatchetBoo September 24, 2003

zaftig 

buxom; a woman with a well-developed figure

She was a zaftig, dewy-eyed lass.

zaftig by David Bassler March 31, 2004

Zaftig 

A word of Yiddish origin used to describe a chubby girl, but in a very good way. However, a word of caution: even though it's a kindhearted word, and a euphemism for fat, your wife/girlfriend probably won't feel the same way. She might, but if you call her zaftig, you're more than likely to get a black eye or have to stand outside the bathroom with tissues, depending on the kind of girl she is.

Alternate spelling: zoftig

The following is a conversation between a young Scottish couple who's just started dating:

"Does this kilt make me look fat?"
"No...no...it makes you look...zaftig! I think you look very sexy, old girl."

Good ending:
"Thanks, boy. Let's go to the cricket club now."
Bad ending:
"You think I'm fat! You're mean! I hate you! Get away! Our date tonight is OFF!"

Zaftig by Ruger.12Bore April 10, 2009

Zafty 

Easy to learn; easily taught

That game is zafty.

Zafty by feetlong August 26, 2013

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010