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zoephobia 

Zoephobia is a phobia that's scared of the cheating, racist, vaping, ass bitch Zoe Laverne
I have ZoePhobia
What's that?
Phobia of Zoe Laverne
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Zanophobia 

Usually a male who makes you feel special. He makes you feel like you are the only girl in his life, when really he is trying to use you and then throw you out and get another female to use.
Yo that guy has been with so many girls lattely, yeah he has zanophobia
Zanophobia by Ashley Tew February 5, 2019

zoephobia 

Zoephobia is when a witch braids braids your pubic hair and you get scared.
"Oh man I have Zoephobia"
zoephobia by AtomicRy May 26, 2017

zoephobia 

dislike or irrational fear of people named zoe
person a : i heard that troye sivan doesn't talk with zoella anymore nymore

person b : it's because troye suffer from zoephobia
zoephobia by angelaaaaaaaaaaaa April 12, 2019

Zenphobia 

Disorder where one gets frustrated with the "let's be zen culture" and express negative emotion at the sight of zen Buddhist (often misrepresented) ideals , and attitudes that has spread all over the western culture.

May also include a strong reaction of disgust towards yoga doing, Lululemon wearing hipsters who think they act like they are all 'zen' and peaceful but in actuality they are just doing it cause all their friends are doing it. matter of fact, they hate it so they go and buy expensive sweatpants for motivation.
Guy1: ohhh dude why did that guy punch the girl with the yoga mat on the street for no reason at all.
Guy2: oh yea, he must have zenphobia
Guy1: oh she looks so zen passed out on the street
Guy 2 punches the Guy 1
Zenphobia by ANTH2010-ZENPHOBIA October 27, 2010

ziophobia 

If you are possessed by an irrational, swivel-eyed, unswerving, paranoid, teeth-grinding hatred of the State of Israel and its citizens, to the exclusion of its good qualities, in denial of its history, and while ignoring fantastically more despotic regimes elsewhere, then you are, suffering from Ziophobia.
The bigots boycotting Israel suffer from Ziophobia. The characterisation of Jews as hook-nosed, mendacious deviants intent on controlling the world is Ziophobic. Do Urban Dictionary employ Ziophobes?
ziophobia by Persie Veerants September 20, 2018
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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