Zenphobia 

Disorder where one gets frustrated with the "let's be zen culture" and express negative emotion at the sight of zen Buddhist (often misrepresented) ideals , and attitudes that has spread all over the western culture.

May also include a strong reaction of disgust towards yoga doing, Lululemon wearing hipsters who think they act like they are all 'zen' and peaceful but in actuality they are just doing it cause all their friends are doing it. matter of fact, they hate it so they go and buy expensive sweatpants for motivation.

Guy1: ohhh dude why did that guy punch the girl with the yoga mat on the street for no reason at all.
Guy2: oh yea, he must have zenphobia
Guy1: oh she looks so zen passed out on the street
Guy 2 punches the Guy 1

Zenphobia by ANTH2010-ZENPHOBIA October 27, 2010

Zenobia 

Common name. In actual history, Zenobia was an ancient queen believed to be related to Cleopatra. People who have this name tend to be kick ass.

Zenobia sure is fucking cool! I wanna be her friend!

Zenobia by cbi21 October 14, 2006

Zacphobia 

The fear of Zac Genie, a guy who groomed 15 year old boys and is a crybaby all because he got called out.

Zac scares the shit out of me, Zacphobia at it's finest.

Zacphobia by tq.phoenyx.o March 1, 2022

zoephobia 

Zoephobia is a phobia that's scared of the cheating, racist, vaping, ass bitch Zoe Laverne

I have ZoePhobia
What's that?
Phobia of Zoe Laverne

zoephobia by thefunnymaninurbandictionary May 6, 2020

Zenophobic 

1.(n or adj.) A common mispelling of Xenophobic, which is the fear of foreigner(s).

Pronounciation:
zeh-nO-phO-bik

Texter 1: Hey dude, wanna go hang out with Muhammed at the ice rink?

Texter 2: No way, that guy gives me the creeps 'cause I'm zenophobic.

Texter 1: Don't you mean Xenophobic?

Texter 2: Oh yeah. Whatever.

Zenophobic by Colin E. July 5, 2006

Zanophobia 

Usually a male who makes you feel special. He makes you feel like you are the only girl in his life, when really he is trying to use you and then throw you out and get another female to use.

Yo that guy has been with so many girls lattely, yeah he has zanophobia

Zanophobia by Ashley Tew February 5, 2019

Zenobia 

zenobia is a cool person. Every zenobia looks flawless and should have 0 insecurities. All zenobias are practically goddesses. Zenobia's are very insecure even with their killer looks, most Zenobias tend to have a lighter skin tone with awfully dark hair.

Aiden: HEY LOOK THAT'S MY CRUSH ZENOBIA!!
Bryant: SHES MY CRUSH TOO!!
Aiden: I call dibs!

Zenobia by coolNFTSdontex1st May 5, 2022