zachonian

To take an excessively long time in doing even the most menial tasks.

Your ability to pick food at McDonalds is Zachonian.

You took 3 minutes on your first fantasy football pick.

zachonian by MrCrypes September 2, 2018

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Zarkonians

Assholles that live not now but were living in our galctic long ago and have destroyed themselfs whit stupidyty

Oh Tom what a Zarkonians You are eating this pice of pizza before me

Zarkonians by GRUBCIOHH March 13, 2023

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Zambonian Death Leg Lock

A submission hold so strong, it can never be broken.

Matt had me in the Zambonian Death Leg Lock the other day...I couldn't break it!

Zambonian Death Leg Lock by ShadowDeth February 5, 2008

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Zachoniouss

a twitch streamer who has a cult of people who worship Stalin in chat

Zachoniouss had to go settle Stalin's non-existent ego.

Zachoniouss by Potato Eater 97 April 29, 2019

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Zachoriah

very hot, can be a jerk sometimes, and a good boyfriend

hey zachoriah

Zachoriah by cool nicks November 29, 2020

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zachoria

A retarded autistic melon that eats small nigga's toes with ketchup and pubes.

"Did you see Zachoria?"
"Yh what a retarded nonce faggot"

zachoria by noone_you_know January 25, 2022

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

Word of the Day on June 5, 2026

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