zachonian

To take an excessively long time in doing even the most menial tasks.

Your ability to pick food at McDonalds is Zachonian.

You took 3 minutes on your first fantasy football pick.

zachonian by MrCrypes September 2, 2018

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Zarkonians

Assholles that live not now but were living in our galctic long ago and have destroyed themselfs whit stupidyty

Oh Tom what a Zarkonians You are eating this pice of pizza before me

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Matt had me in the Zambonian Death Leg Lock the other day...I couldn't break it!

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a twitch streamer who has a cult of people who worship Stalin in chat

Zachoniouss had to go settle Stalin's non-existent ego.

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hey zachoriah

Zachoriah by cool nicks November 29, 2020

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A retarded autistic melon that eats small nigga's toes with ketchup and pubes.

"Did you see Zachoria?"
"Yh what a retarded nonce faggot"

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