zachonian

To take an excessively long time in doing even the most menial tasks.

Your ability to pick food at McDonalds is Zachonian.

You took 3 minutes on your first fantasy football pick.

by MrCrypes September 2, 2018

Zarkonians

Assholles that live not now but were living in our galctic long ago and have destroyed themselfs whit stupidyty

Oh Tom what a Zarkonians You are eating this pice of pizza before me

by GRUBCIOHH March 13, 2023

Zambonian Death Leg Lock

A submission hold so strong, it can never be broken.

Matt had me in the Zambonian Death Leg Lock the other day...I couldn't break it!

by ShadowDeth February 5, 2008

Zachoniouss

a twitch streamer who has a cult of people who worship Stalin in chat

Zachoniouss had to go settle Stalin's non-existent ego.

by Potato Eater 97 April 29, 2019

Zachoriah

very hot, can be a jerk sometimes, and a good boyfriend

hey zachoriah

by cool nicks November 29, 2020

zachoria

A retarded autistic melon that eats small nigga's toes with ketchup and pubes.

"Did you see Zachoria?"
"Yh what a retarded nonce faggot"

by noone_you_know January 25, 2022