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Zabastian 

The Best Motherfucker out there BOOM BEAT THAT!!!!!!
Imagine not being named Zabastian
Zabastian by wooowoowoowoo March 3, 2021
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Zebastian 

Damn he is a sexy beast with a big ass cock you know. Sexy beast. He is gonna take over the world one day
MAN ZEBASTIAN IS A SEXMACHINE
Zebastian by NotCompRev October 3, 2017

Zebastianify 

The act of making everything awesome. And breath takingly amazing. Something that you can love forever.

past tense : zebastianified
Hey dude can you zebastianify this?

Sabastian 

Sabastian is one of the best people you could ever meet. He will always be there for you when needed, well if he likes you. He is loyal and caring to the people he loves. You don’t want to get on his bad side you’ll regret it. Sabastian is very weird and you might think he’s crazy, but overall he is a great person once you get to know him.
I got on Sabastian’s bad side and he exposed me so hard I cried . Sabastian is a great person I love having him as a friend.
Sabastian by CeBash September 29, 2019

Sabastian 

An amazing Awesome guy, who gives off the 'I don't care" vibe when you first meet them. However once they open up they are some of the sweetest and loyal people you will know. A big romantic too. Dark humor but can still make you laugh. They have some of the best laughs ever and their smile is so lovely and bright. They get attached so don't go breaking their delicate hearts. When you are with them you feel like you are the most speciel person in the world.
We all need a Sabastian in our lives.
Sabastian by Sabastian's wife❤ December 14, 2020

Sabastian 

whoever bares this name has a 38inch penis
Teacher: Sabastian, is that a horse in your pants or are you excited to see me
Sabastian by thighpie March 8, 2021

Zebastian 

A man who is super smart and funny, also CRAZY HOT!! He makes all the girls weak in the knees, but if he has a girl, she is the luckiest because he gives all his luv to her!! All the guys wanna be him because he's such a stud (;
Damn, that guy is a Zebastian!!
Zebastian by wavesdontdie August 15, 2016
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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