Sabastiano

A fat bi chick who has a perm and gold chain, tries to be hot, but doesn't get anywhere near hot. Gets bullied and called gay and is obsessed with Jb and a little bit Ariana and Shawn Mendes and Nicki Minaj. He's a smart kid and doesn't have a big d. He has a few friends that are girls tho, but is single for life.

Kylie: Oh ur friends with a Sabastiano?
Sarah: Yea he's super sweet why?
Kylie: Uh, he's like such a nerd ew

by STFU OR ILL STEP ON U October 29, 2020