Definition of being Zarael.
You could be Zarael if you do one or more of the following:
Going AFK for 10 minutes or more right before a boss fight.
Randomly leaving vent for no discernable reason.
Leaving for a 3 days camp to a
homosexual help group without telling anyone during ulduar raid days.
DC'ing and taking an hour to log back on.
Liking only Indie
music groups that noone knows about.
Being very influencable yet acting as if you have an iron will.
Being a
liberal fuck.
Thinking your a better
tank than you are... indefinitely.
Not flasking for your own raids when you are the MT.
Not buying raid food for yourself for your own raid when you are the MT.
Being a fail
tank in general.
Having an extremely low voice.
Being homosexually repressed.
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Facts:
Zarael has admitted to being gay.
Zarael is bad.
Zarael lives in Elizabeth Town, Kentucky.
Zarael's gay lover is phalangies.
Zarael wishes Switch was gay so they could have sex.
Zarael trys but fails to repress his homosexuality.
Zarael thinks hes a good
tank.
Zarael has tried to quit
WoW before but failed.
Zarael should NEVER be left in charge of a guild.
Zarael should NEVER be in charge of the raid.
Zarael does not have a flying mount because not only is he stupid, he is lazy.