ZSNES 

Best. Snes. Emulator. EVAR.

Ignore previous entry.

ZSNES > all

ZSNES by Mystery Man January 28, 2003

ZSNES 

Very popular and very shitty SNES emulator which does injustice to the The Last Great Console. Used by the Stupidity of the Masses.

ROM Hacker 1: FUCKING FUCK! ZSNES just fucking crashed again! What a piece of shit
ROM Hacker 2: Yeah, no kidding! Fuck ZSNES
TEH LAEM FOGOT: WHAA! TEH ZNSES IS TEH BETS EMULARTR EVAR!!!1111111111
ROM Hacker 1: haha! Dumbass.

ZSNES by Parasyte January 28, 2003

paradox-absorbing crumple zones 

What Robot Santa's head was built with in Futurama

Leela: Consider this. You destroy those you deem to be naughty, but many of those you destroy are, in fact, nice. Therefore, you are naughty and must destroy yourself.

Robot Santa: Nice try, but my head was built with paradox-absorbing crumple zones.

paradox-absorbing crumple zones by Bob882 December 20, 2004

Zanessa 

Both Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens, also known as Troy and Gabriella’s, best relationship. Most Zac Efron fans and Vanessa Hudgens fans still mourn over the break up. We will not give up.

Zanessa creates the music in me.

Zanessa by Nejwjjwkwwkdn August 15, 2018

Zanessa 

A word made up by the people/fans/paparazzi to call Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Efron with just one name since they're a super super famous celebrity couple dating both in the movie High School Musical Disney movies and in real world.

OMGOSH! They published a Zanessa magazine! Zac and V looks so cute in this cover.

Zanessa by Zanessa fan December 29, 2007

North Zanesville 

North Zanesville, Ohio. Quite possibly the best unheard of place to live in the United States. Vastly superior to Zanesville and South Zanesville. You know when you hit North Zanesville when the air becomes pure, the people are friendly and you never see a ZPD car anywhere.

1. "Are you from Zanesville or North Zanesville?"

2. "Z-ville."

1. "Oh, alright then...peace out. It's Zanesville by the way, not Z-ville. I don't hang out with want to be gangsters that Zanesville seems to be infested with. I feel dirty even saying the word gangster. Have fun playing with your monopoly money and squirt guns."

North Zanesville by The North Zanesville April 15, 2010

The Drunk Zones 

These are the Zones of being Drunk.

1. The Normal Zone
- This is where you are sober, and not drunk at all.

2. The Fun Zone
- You are starting to feel the alcohol and if there is music playing, you might dance to it. But you might not, your not quite that drunk yet.

3. The Zone
- Now your feeling the alcohol and you are likely to dance, even if there isn't any music playing.

4. The Auto Zone
- You are drunk to the point where you cannot drive a vehicle. Not just shouldn't, but can't. You would go as far as to call your parents for a ride at this point.

5. The Twilight Zone
- This is when you are so drunk that you cannot stand without using someone or something to keep you upright. This is where you want to be.

6. The Splash Zone
- This is when you have taken The Twilight Zone a little bit too far.. The Splash Zone is the area around you, because this is when you throw up. Not a fun place to be.

7. The Hazard Zone
- Well.. At this point you have done something stupid, and that is continuing to drink after vomiting.. Congratulations, you very well might have alcohol poisoning and should go to the hospital.

8. The Dead Zone
- You drank too much and made a horrible mistake, this is the zone that nobody wants to reach. Life is valuable so be caution.

Friend: "Yo bro! Which one of The Drunk Zones are you in!!?"
You: "I don't know man! Check it out! (Attempt to stand straight but stumble) Am I in The Twilight Zone yet?"
Friend: "Hell yea! You can't stand for shit!"

You: "Yo, Louie hit The Splash Zone in Phil's car last night"
Friend: "Wow what a douche! I hope he cleaned all that shit up.."

The Drunk Zones by Commander Of Chaos, MSD, FL April 1, 2009