The Zanesville Christian handbook says:

The Lord, through His word, has something definite to say about men wearing long hair. I Corinthians 11:14 says, ". . .if a man has long hair, it is a shame unto him." Women, however, are to wear long hair. I Corinthians 11:15 says, "But if a woman have long hair, it is a glory to her." Scriptures give considerable space to the precept that men should be masculine and women should be feminine.

WTF?

phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz