Zanesville 

A city in Ohio filled with people who either think they’re country or think they’re a thug. It’s full of drug addicts and imbeciles and nothing good ever really come sour of here. It’s schools suck and don’t do shit so don’t send your kids to them if you’re unlucky enough to find your way here.

Would you ever visit Zanesville? Not a chance in hell.

Zanesville by NilsJNygard July 23, 2018

Zanesville 

A little hellhole in Ohio somewhere between Villesville and Townsendtown.

Dude, you live in Zanesville? Hope I never have to mail there.

Zanesville by Bob The Builder December 31, 2003

Zanesville 

A city in Ohio filled with hicks and people who actually thing they mean something to the world.

About 75% of people in Zanesville believe wearing camo to school is cool.

Zanesville by anonymous571 December 16, 2010

Zanesville 

A Crusty Town in Ohio Full Of Bacteria,Scum&Lames. Zanesville High School Is The City's ...You guessed it high school Were Physco Rude Dirty Yet KInda Cool Kids inhabit. Its Parks Suck & Streets Are Dirty & it Stays Cold Way To Long. If You Ride Past Our City Dont Even Bother Stoping At the MC.Donalds Near The HighWay Because The Slide in The PlayPlace Shocks The Shiz Out Of You & you Have Be Smaller Than 42 inches To Even Play in it.So Take My Advice and Stay As Far As You Can Away From Here.

Person A: How Do You Get To Columbus From ______? ( Idk a City Below Zanesville ) Person B: You Got 59 Miles On i 70 Through Zanesville... Person A: OH Shiz My Surgery For my Broken Hypothalimus Can Wait. Person B:Oh

Zanesville by Hater67Bajillion976 April 27, 2011

Zanesville High school 

Zanesville High school has many ratchet ass people who either have a nic addiction or are in a gang.

Jerry- “That guy pulled a gun on me and told me to give him all of my jape juice.”

Jimmy- “Oh lord Jerry. He must go to Zanesville High school.”
Jerry- “Yea buddy, I almost shit myself.”

Zanesville High school by fistedyourmom September 5, 2021

Zanesville Christian 

A bible-thumper breeding ground in Zanesville, Ohio.

The Zanesville Christian handbook says:

The Lord, through His word, has something definite to say about men wearing long hair. I Corinthians 11:14 says, ". . .if a man has long hair, it is a shame unto him." Women, however, are to wear long hair. I Corinthians 11:15 says, "But if a woman have long hair, it is a glory to her." Scriptures give considerable space to the precept that men should be masculine and women should be feminine.

WTF?

Zanesville Christian by seriouslywhat? May 24, 2009

North Zanesville 

North Zanesville, Ohio. Quite possibly the best unheard of place to live in the United States. Vastly superior to Zanesville and South Zanesville. You know when you hit North Zanesville when the air becomes pure, the people are friendly and you never see a ZPD car anywhere.

1. "Are you from Zanesville or North Zanesville?"

2. "Z-ville."

1. "Oh, alright then...peace out. It's Zanesville by the way, not Z-ville. I don't hang out with want to be gangsters that Zanesville seems to be infested with. I feel dirty even saying the word gangster. Have fun playing with your monopoly money and squirt guns."

North Zanesville by The North Zanesville April 15, 2010