Zorgasm 

A religious epiphany, usually a vision or encounter with Zorgoth. In some cases, Cultiks have claimed to actually communicating with Zorgoth during a zorgasm.

The Duke tossed and turned, fearing that any second now his intelectual metropolis would be toppled by the barbaric Nairboians - when suddenly his nightmare was ended. There in the window appeared Zorgoth, in the form of a goat. Very few people have been blessed with such a zorgasm, but this spiritual enlightenment would set in a series of events from which Kenya would never be the same again.

-The Doctrine of Zorgoth: Book IV
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Zorgasm by Duke Hallenstrom February 24, 2008

Zorgasm 

An orgasm created by looking at Zac Efron. mmm... tastey

Gertrude: omfg I just had a total ZORGASM!
Fat Rachael: dude, what the hell is a zorgasm?
Gertrude: look it up on urban dictionary. btw your fat

Zorgasm by Jacksonator123 December 29, 2010

Zorgasm 

The act of pulling out and shooting your load in the shape of the letter "Z" on the girl's chest.

Yeah man, that Zorgasm I left on her will make sure she never forgets me.

Zorgasm by Tobin Moss April 30, 2005

Zorgasm 

The climactic and satisfying popping of a(n especially) large zit, and the accompanying euphoria that comes from pressure having been released.

I had the best zorgasm from popping that huge zit on my chin.

Zorgasm by swedemily November 6, 2008

Zergasm 

When one feels a Zerg-like gasm within himself during a moment of expressing extreme prejudice against all non-Zerg.

ZERGASM!!!!!! better then sex

Zergasm by Kekekekekekekekekeke August 16, 2010

Zoogasm 

Dropping your load during a visit to the Zoo. Preferably right in front of the Panda Exhibit.

Dan: Those fuzzy balls of Panda just gave me a Zoogasm!
Earl: Dude- go clean yourself off

Zoogasm by holy crap im cool July 9, 2009

zomgasm 

a hybrid of the words zomg and orgasm, something so sexy and/or crazy that you have a zomgasm.

shes smart, and shes a member of the handball team, can u say zomgasm?

zomgasm by markk p November 8, 2007