Zits

The best comic there is. Better than Foxtrot. Jeremy is the embodiment of modern adolescence.

You can read Zits in your local newspaper.

by Shadow Avenger December 23, 2004

Zits

Plural of the word zit.
A temporary blemish on the skin, usually caused by dirt and oil. They are filled with pus, and look like ugly bumps.

I gave him some facial cream to reduce his zits.

Her zits were very embarssing and hard to cover up with makeup.

by Ten February 18, 2005

zits

a) lil titties
b) tits in German

Commen here, Helga, lemme squeeze der zits

by Hugh G Rection September 19, 2003

Zits on Balls

An expression used to describe something awesome or amazing.

"Hey bro, come check out these chicken wings. They're zits on balls, yo."

by Zits0nBawlz May 8, 2013

sperm zits

Blemishes formed on a man or woman's face after receiving a cum facial. These zits are believed to be caused by individual sperms getting trapped in the pores looking for something to impregnate. :( poor lil guys.

Betty/Bill, you should get some clearasil for those sperm zits I gave you last night.

by Bigguns McGee July 7, 2010

Fat Zits

abnormally large breasts. Usually at least a C-cup or larger, however, this is based upon the size of the girls frame. You are drawn to Fat Zits, they beckon you to play with them.

When I saw her Fat Zits shaking around I came in my pants. I only date girls who have Fat Zits! Those Fat Zits were bought and paid for. I want to wrap her Fat Zits around my flag pole!

by nuckinfutz87 January 16, 2011

Ethan Zits

A boy who is homosexual and is attracted to sprinkles and call of duty

bestie: do yk who ethan zits is?
bestie #2: yes….hes A boy homosexual and is attracted to sprinkles and call of duty

by baldi123 September 23, 2021