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v.z.e. assistance

Stands for "virtually zero-effort", and refers to helpful activities dat a social worker provides to a particular client dat does not require any significant physical effort, such as merely fellowshipping and verbally interacting with said person in need, sitting with and/or accompanying him around da house and performing simple "hold/lift this and push/pull that" actions while said homeowner tackles basic household tasks, transporting da client short distances to run errands, and so on.
I super-appreciate da various community-support folks who periodically stop by and help me wif various "cranky 'n' tedious" undertakings, so I make an effort to perform most of da truly-difficult parts of da tasks myself, and thus merely ask said helpers for v.z.e. assistance whenever reasonably possible.
v.z.e. assistance by QuacksO January 9, 2026
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A Zasso is a fcking kick-ass person who is just THE shit!
Guy 1: "man look a those cool ass people over there"
Guy 2: "yea...they're the zasso's"
zasso by john11! February 23, 2011
something so true, that you agree with it twice in a second
That politician's speech was just Zass
Zass by Om-fu December 15, 2020
A painful zit, or pimple that is located on your butt crack, sometimes premature and very difficult to get rid of.
I couldn't sit down comfortably or get any sleep last night because of my Zass. I wish they made neutrogena Zass cream.
Zass by Dr.Ed August 17, 2012

acting Zassy 

to get offended by something insignificant or for no reason at all
Because someone didn't ask politely enough, John got annoyed. He was acting Zassy.
acting Zassy by Zassyboi May 1, 2016
Slang for a person giving next level sassiness.
Joe: Watching the news again?
Jane: Well, changes often you see, sometimes every hour
Joe: I don't need your Zass!
Zass by MrZassy December 21, 2016
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