Z-Ass

Translates to "Thee Ass." If someone has a nice ass..it abbreviates to Z.

Look over there, that girl has a Z!

by Maggie K May 8, 2005

v.z.e. assistance

Stands for "virtually zero-effort", and refers to helpful activities dat a social worker provides to a particular client dat does not require any significant physical effort, such as merely fellowshipping and verbally interacting with said person in need, sitting with and/or accompanying him around da house and performing simple "hold/lift this and push/pull that" actions while said homeowner tackles basic household tasks, transporting da client short distances to run errands, and so on.

I super-appreciate da various community-support folks who periodically stop by and help me wif various "cranky 'n' tedious" undertakings, so I make an effort to perform most of da truly-difficult parts of da tasks myself, and thus merely ask said helpers for v.z.e. assistance whenever reasonably possible.

by QuacksO January 9, 2026

zasso

A Zasso is a fcking kick-ass person who is just THE shit!

Guy 1: "man look a those cool ass people over there"
Guy 2: "yea...they're the zasso's"

by john11! February 23, 2011

Zass

something so true, that you agree with it twice in a second

That politician's speech was just Zass

by Om-fu December 15, 2020

Zass

A painful zit, or pimple that is located on your butt crack, sometimes premature and very difficult to get rid of.

I couldn't sit down comfortably or get any sleep last night because of my Zass. I wish they made neutrogena Zass cream.

by Dr.Ed August 17, 2012

acting Zassy

to get offended by something insignificant or for no reason at all

Because someone didn't ask politely enough, John got annoyed. He was acting Zassy.

by Zassyboi May 1, 2016

Zass

Slang for a person giving next level sassiness.

Joe: Watching the news again?
Jane: Well, changes often you see, sometimes every hour
Joe: I don't need your Zass!

by MrZassy December 21, 2016