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A term describing a function that gets busted before anything can really happen
“How was the party last night

“I probably shouldn’t have gone, it was a total yunction”

Bro don’t rush sigma chi, they have a yuntion every other week
Yunction by Shawtytrifling June 25, 2021

class 4 furcation 

another name for a really bad camel toe...
Whoah! That girl in the yoga pants has an extreme class 4 furcation!

furcation 

A corporate put-some-shine-on-this-poop term for an unpaid furlough of five or more consecutive work-days. Often said with heavy irony. A combination of the words furlough and vacation.
Chris: "Where are you going on your furcation?"

Mike: "To buy a bunch of ramen noodles, sit on the couch, and try not to spend any money."
furcation by Corporatespeak February 24, 2009
A shittier function that gets busted before it happens
We’re going to the yunction, you want the addy?
Yunction by SnitchZOEE12 June 22, 2021

Yarnation 

noun

yarn • nay•shun

yarnation;yarnated

a. The sudden and unexplained evaporation of material once placed on a truck trailer to be relocated to another location.

b. Items located into bin locations, yet when you go to retrieve them, they are no longer there.
Damn, case of sh*t just yarnated on its way here. It's not on the truck. Looks like yarnation strikes again.
Yarnation by Gentlemen Broncos December 29, 2020

Yaycation 

A multiple day/week/year long cocaine binge in which the user spends every cent to there name on nose candy. Users will often seperate themselves from all of mankind (unless it is their dealer) as if they are on a vacation from the daily stress of life.
(Dave) "Hey bro have you seen Jeff lately?"
(Bill) "No i haven't, last I heard he was still on a yaycation in his mom's basement."
(Dave) "Who did you here that from?"
(Bill) "His dealer told me the other day."
(Dave) "Oh... Fuck coke, lets go smoke a blunt."