Yumburger

The pleasing quailty/feeling of a new mattress upon first use.

I say, Jose, this mattress feels quite yumburger; is it new?.

by Z~Unit February 16, 2005

Squished Cumburger

The girl poops on the males pillow. then the male ejaculates. making the cumburger. then the female pushes the males face into it resembeling a bun.

That boy cheated on me so i gave him a squished cumburger

by hottiieee July 3, 2008

humburger

When you're suck two dicks in your mouth at the same time and start humming the star spangled banner.

Jenny gave Steve and I a humburger at the party last night.

by wiki-diki May 13, 2018

YOBURGER

a insult made aspecially for yogesh

Look there's Yogesh, YOBURGER

by Manontheinternet anonymous December 21, 2018

bah humburgers

An expression used when a situation or event is very unpleasant, or you're in a generally bad mood. Taken from 'bah humbug', Scrooge's universally renowned phrase, humburgers are reserved for very aggravating situations. For extreme irritation, see humburgers with cheese

Fat guy: So, yeah, could I get your number?
Girl: Sorry, I don't date men with breasts that are bigger than mine.
Fat guy: Bah humburgers!

by Ruum December 1, 2004

Cumburger

n. A burger that you jizz all over before cooking it... I work @ a Carl's Jr. and we do it all the time lol.

I watched the fat little boy eat the cumburger... looks like my secret ingredient tastes great!

by Gjelstiznles July 31, 2006

humburger

Chowing down on a hamburger while a girl is enjoying your cock meat sandwich.

In honor of RJ Umberger, go Flyers! YEP!

While watching the Flyers and eating a Bubba burger, I received a humburger from my slampig as Umberger scored the winning goal.

by YEP Logjammer May 3, 2008