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Squished Cumburger 

The girl poops on the males pillow. then the male ejaculates. making the cumburger. then the female pushes the males face into it resembeling a bun.
That boy cheated on me so i gave him a squished cumburger
When you're suck two dicks in your mouth at the same time and start humming the star spangled banner.
Jenny gave Steve and I a humburger at the party last night.
humburger by wiki-diki May 13, 2018

YOBURGER 

a insult made aspecially for yogesh
Look there's Yogesh, YOBURGER

bah humburgers 

An expression used when a situation or event is very unpleasant, or you're in a generally bad mood. Taken from 'bah humbug', Scrooge's universally renowned phrase, humburgers are reserved for very aggravating situations. For extreme irritation, see humburgers with cheese
Fat guy: So, yeah, could I get your number?
Girl: Sorry, I don't date men with breasts that are bigger than mine.
Fat guy: Bah humburgers!
bah humburgers by Ruum December 1, 2004

Cumburger 

n. A burger that you jizz all over before cooking it... I work @ a Carl's Jr. and we do it all the time lol.
I watched the fat little boy eat the cumburger... looks like my secret ingredient tastes great!
Cumburger by Gjelstiznles July 31, 2006
Chowing down on a hamburger while a girl is enjoying your cock meat sandwich.

In honor of RJ Umberger, go Flyers! YEP!
While watching the Flyers and eating a Bubba burger, I received a humburger from my slampig as Umberger scored the winning goal.
humburger by YEP Logjammer May 3, 2008
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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