rumburger

A rumburger is a pussy that stinks so bad that the only way you can eat it is if you pour rum on it. The rum acts as both a disinfectant and odor neutralizer.

That bitch was smokin but she had a serious rumburger.

by ItsJustAThing November 18, 2013

rumbarge

To fuck someone in their ear while they simultaneously fuck you in your ear

Man last night you and Brock got so fucked up you ingaged in the act of rumbarge

by Dylans words of wisdom April 5, 2015

Squished Cumburger

The girl poops on the males pillow. then the male ejaculates. making the cumburger. then the female pushes the males face into it resembeling a bun.

That boy cheated on me so i gave him a squished cumburger

by hottiieee July 3, 2008

Ratburger

Any of a suite of dodgy meat products purchased from a mobile eatery (e.g. a kebab van owned by a man called Stelios) often found in car parks within close proximity to nightclubs.

I feel dead rough this morning. I think it must be that filthy ratburger I got from "Kebab Ye" on the way home from "Shades" last night.

by Freddy Ngabwe April 10, 2007

humburger

When you're suck two dicks in your mouth at the same time and start humming the star spangled banner.

Jenny gave Steve and I a humburger at the party last night.

by wiki-diki May 13, 2018

Ramborger

Fancy word for fag.

Wow, that Kyle kid is such a ramborger!

by Wolfenzz March 11, 2011

bah humburgers

An expression used when a situation or event is very unpleasant, or you're in a generally bad mood. Taken from 'bah humbug', Scrooge's universally renowned phrase, humburgers are reserved for very aggravating situations. For extreme irritation, see humburgers with cheese

Fat guy: So, yeah, could I get your number?
Girl: Sorry, I don't date men with breasts that are bigger than mine.
Fat guy: Bah humburgers!

by Ruum December 1, 2004