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Yosser's Dozen 

A Yosser's Dozen is 9, three less than a standard dozen, and four less than a baker's dozen. The oldest source for the expression "Yosser's dozen" dates to the 21st century in one of Texas' largest suburban areas. Yusuf Khan was known to exclaim, "4 Dozen? That's like 36!", creating the phrase, Yosser's Dozen.
Hey dude, pass me about a Yosser's Dozen worth of eggs bro!

Oh man, I overdosed on a Yosser's Dozen of marijuana pills.

I bought a Yosser's Dozen loafs at the bakery yesterday.
Yosser's Dozen by Sensualtomato August 1, 2012
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A social networking app used to primarily reward it's "yusers".
I wonder who's on Yuser right now?
Yuser by HuskyIE October 13, 2018
Yo yasser is a cutie
Yasser by Dinfar October 26, 2018
A person that thinks they’re the shit but really isn’t the shit
yoser by catgurl789 January 15, 2019

drunken yesser 

a person who makes plans and/or says yes to anything when drunk, then at the next sober point in their life, changes their mind and/or retracts aforementioned plans or agreements
That drunken yesser, Bob, said last night, that he was going camping with us. Today he said he can't afford it.
A cool mature kid usually with a very big penis and nose
Oh yeah, this sexy beast is definitely a yasser
Yasser by BIgppyaser October 2, 2021