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Yovanne is a crazy ass b**** she is funny goofy and pretty she has a lesbian lover (name unknown)
she is kind in every way
Yovanne is the greatest friend in the world
Yovanne by ~Bianca November 10, 2016
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Yohannes 

A Handsome man who has a keen talent for making people laugh. Lover of Food and all things cooking. Has an eye for beauty and an intellect unparalled in the known universe. pronouced Yo'Highness - like the Kings of Abyssinia.
If I had a second child, I would name him Yohannes.
Yohannes by SaharJohan August 6, 2019
Related Words
Yovanne • yohanne • Yovanna • yovanni • yovanny • Yoanne • yovane • Yovannie • yovonne • yvanne

Yohannes 

This is men, you can trust, extremely smart. He will give you all of his heart IF you are lucky! He is strong, funny...normally very much creatures of habit. He is spiritual in part due to his name being in the bible. You can go to him for great advice on just about anything....he can be honest to a fault. If you ask his pinion he will give it to you! They say yohannes men are intuitive. He has an inner and outer sexiness about his...and if you get a yohannes in her mid-to late 30's and older...he will be the best loving partner you will ever have--something about how he learns and takes that with him --not afraid to try things. he gives as good as he gets and then some!

He is extremely loyal to all his friends and to her partner in life. One of the most caring, sweet, hard working, honest men you will ever meet will be a yohannes. If you can get one....KEEP HIM!! He is the kind of boy you take to meet your parents--he is the marrying kind.
Yohannes is a handsome guy
Yohannes by Jordan1992 September 2, 2020
very pretty girl who knows how to have fun . love being with her friends and is pretty funny ,has the most gorgous eyes, a very good friend .
girl: yovanna is pretty cool

:girl#2 i know rightt i love her eyes !!
Yovanna by niceboy:] May 31, 2011
Sexy,smart,beautiful Yvanne is the type of person you would want to have in your life forever
Never give up Yvanne cause she is awesome
yvanne by Catloveryaya May 16, 2018
A grumpy man and a real stubborn hard headed individual. He won't take compliments very well and tries to dodge them but a real sweetheart.. Has a soft side that's hard to believe is there... Its definitely his way or the highway but his way is the best way to go.. THAT'S where the fun is at!!!!!!
He's by far the grumpiest yovanni I know!!!!!!
yovanni by Ang2424 August 26, 2011
The most selfless, caring, loving and special person who is a beacon of light and elevates everything around her. She shouldn’t ever be taken for granted or not loved and appreciated the way she deserves. Her ambition to pursue what she wants in life is admirable, especially when she has to overcome so much. A true superstar. Just truly the most stunning and beautiful girl in the world.
Yovanna the goat bro
Yovanna by richerthanelonsomeday42069 November 22, 2021
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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