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A good looking Dutch-Portuguese man who should be worshipped by all.
Girl 1: Man, I've only been dating Frankies and Aarons... those mawfucka's ugly.
Friend: Gurllllllll, okurrrrrr, get yourself a Yohanne aka chocolate papi.
yohanne by bigdickbandit1 July 30, 2018
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Usual a guy with no courage to talk to girl. Even when a girl show her ass a Yohanne will escape
Oh you did a Yohanne
Yohanne by Le menu November 23, 2021

Yohannes 

A Handsome man who has a keen talent for making people laugh. Lover of Food and all things cooking. Has an eye for beauty and an intellect unparalled in the known universe. pronouced Yo'Highness - like the Kings of Abyssinia.
If I had a second child, I would name him Yohannes.
Yohannes by SaharJohan August 6, 2019
The alternate persona of Yoshiko Tsushima from Love Live! Sunshine!!. She uses it as a way of describing her bad luck, by claiming that she is a "Fallen Angel" from heaven.
"You may think that I am one of your own kind, but I am in fact Yohane the Fallen Angel." - Yoshiko
Yohane by Mason Sparkle February 12, 2018

Yohannes 

This is men, you can trust, extremely smart. He will give you all of his heart IF you are lucky! He is strong, funny...normally very much creatures of habit. He is spiritual in part due to his name being in the bible. You can go to him for great advice on just about anything....he can be honest to a fault. If you ask his pinion he will give it to you! They say yohannes men are intuitive. He has an inner and outer sexiness about his...and if you get a yohannes in her mid-to late 30's and older...he will be the best loving partner you will ever have--something about how he learns and takes that with him --not afraid to try things. he gives as good as he gets and then some!

He is extremely loyal to all his friends and to her partner in life. One of the most caring, sweet, hard working, honest men you will ever meet will be a yohannes. If you can get one....KEEP HIM!! He is the kind of boy you take to meet your parents--he is the marrying kind.
Yohannes is a handsome guy
Yohannes by Jordan1992 September 2, 2020
A rly cool guy that is usually good at sports and smart. He is fun to be around and never tries to be the spotlight. If someone he likes is troubled or being hurt, he will always stand up to fight.
Wow that’s a Yohann
Yohann by Jason Maguire June 21, 2020
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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