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Yovannie 

Yovannie is the funniest, sweetest guy you can find! He doesn't judge people at all! He is friends with everyone and anyone. He always keeps his promises. He is a great friend and would be a great boyfriend! He loves his girl with all his heart and is a romantic. He can be gone for some time but he will always come back. He believes in true love and definitely deserves it. He also will find it. Sometimes he doesn't notice when people are down but that's usually only when they hide there emotions. He can usually brighten there day though! Hes an amazing person and if you ever find someone like him you better try and keep 'im
Girl1: Have you met Yovannie..?
Guy1: I have!
Girl2: I haven't but I've heard about him.
Girl1: Me and ***** will introduce you! He's so sweet!
Guy2: Sounds like somebody has a crush!
Girl1: Shut up!
*all start laughing*
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A grumpy man and a real stubborn hard headed individual. He won't take compliments very well and tries to dodge them but a real sweetheart.. Has a soft side that's hard to believe is there... Its definitely his way or the highway but his way is the best way to go.. THAT'S where the fun is at!!!!!!
He's by far the grumpiest yovanni I know!!!!!!
yovanni by Ang2424 August 26, 2011
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A guy who hats Jesus.
"Man fuck Jesus he is so gay"-Yovanni
Yovanni by YeetGun420 March 9, 2020
Yovanne is a crazy ass b**** she is funny goofy and pretty she has a lesbian lover (name unknown)
she is kind in every way
Yovanne is the greatest friend in the world
Yovanne by ~Bianca November 10, 2016
A boy who you how to love again, always carful and patient, gives everyone a shit ton of compliments and loves his friends, always checking up on them if he feels something is wrong. He's secretly a huge dork with a stupidly funny sense of humor, has a huge laugh and somehow ALWAYS knows how to cheer others up. Life is so much better with him by your side.
I'm so glad I met Yovanni.
Yovanni by anonymous April 22, 2024
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