Your + Porno "Yourno" When your fucking and filming it at the same time. You must be holding the camera while having intercourse, either in the vagina or ass.
Wanna check out my yourno? I shot it last night when I was nailing yo momma, bitch.
A fat country whose major import is mansauce. Major trade industries are snowballing and teabagging. Clergy should be alert when traveling to Yourmomistan as many incidents of bishop bashing have been reported. Yourmomistan is easily accessible by train, as the Cleveland Steamer runs through there regularly.
a disease deeply affecting the brain and mouth as a result of one saying too many "your mom" jokes.
Cassidy - "Doctor! Doctor! Something is wrong with me!"
Doctor - "What seems to be the problem?"
Cassidy - "Your mom's a problem!"
Doctor - "Oh no.. it seems you have a rare case of yourmomitis.."
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!