your shit 

1} A divorce terminology mostly used by an ex, or soon to be ex-wife. Refers to a little tiny small pile of "your shit." Usually clothes and/or pictures spread sporadically upon the front lawn or in a box of "your shit." In some cases it is found to be accompanied along some things you didn't think that you owned. FIRST would be Anal Lube with a little pretty bow on it. SECOND would be a small metal object, also with a cute little pretty bow on it, called a nail clipper. So that you won't scratch your ankles when you grab them to take it up the ass by her lawyer. And THIRD would be a key to a post office box set up in your name only, that when you check it, find it full of bills ... the kind that need to be paid ... not the ones with dead presidents on them.

2} What is left on the end of her lawyers schlong from you.

3} Something said when you find your key doesn't fit in the door anymore.

4} Also denoted in the song from Beyonce.

1} Dear John ... here is your shit ... and, some gifts.
Love,
Jane Doe

2} You don't call me anymore :(

3} "YOU THINK THAT YOUR SHIT DOESN'T STINK?!"

4} To the left To the left To the left
To the left To the left To the left
Everything you own in the box to the left
In the closet that's my stuff - Yes

your shit by LayItOnYou March 23, 2007

your shit 

Not very good. absolute wank.
Said at the end of a bad joke

"yeah good one, your shit"

your shit by Josh Wardle March 19, 2007

Your Shit 

Your Shit is the psychosis that makes one believe that their significant other has done some wrong to them with only hunches and shadow reasons. In a relationship, one of the mates naggingly asks questions about the others time and activity that does not concern them because, they are trying to find out what wrong they have done.

Michael was asking his girlfriend suspiciously about where she was and going through her phone at the same time. This was going on now for an hour and a half.
His girlfriend Anna, fed up with Michael, turned to him and shouted; "That's YOUR SHIT!"

Your Shit by Conformistake December 12, 2021

your shit 

"your shit" is a expression towards people that cant dress, spends 80$ on a cup, also having difficulty on gaining weight"

for example, jordan got a ride to ginza since hes never has a ride, the minute he arrived all his friends began to yell out "your shit"

your shit by cokefather44 January 20, 2024

Your shit don't stink 

When somebody is acting cocky and full of themselves, and as if every little thing about them is perfect.

Geez, stop acting like your shit don't stink bitch

Your shit don't stink by xxyeahnoyeahxx June 6, 2010

Your Shit Is Wack 

One of 2 catchphrases used in the song "Haters" by New Jersey Hardcore Rap Rock group "the product of control."
(The other being "Get Off My Dick").

Describing the complete and total non-originality, corniness and lack of imagination of a person or a group.

"Get up and get off my sack...
Your shit is wack."

Your Shit Is Wack by The Last Shot Caller October 5, 2007

your shit's weak 

What you say to someone when you aren't impressed by their performance. From the movie 'Grandma's Boy'. Mainly used with video games.

You can't even get passed level six? Your shit's weak!

your shit's weak by RUF/NEK ABC2 July 29, 2006