i saw brad painting his nails bruh... thats so gay
nah man he got laid after he did that. if you ever want pussy you gotta be painting your nails
nah man he got laid after he did that. if you ever want pussy you gotta be painting your nails
by dicklicker3000 May 18, 2021
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by ScarboroughPeel December 13, 2017
a) Learn how to pay your taxes on time, if you don't want the negative consequences or b) learning your multiplication tables by heart.
If you want to flap your own wings some day, you'll need to learn how to nail your numbers, definition a).
by Sexydimma September 12, 2015
April 25 is National Clip Your Toe Nail Day. It is common practice on this day to not only clip your own toe nails, but also find someone who needs to clip their toe nails and let them know. A simple “Hey it’s National Clip Your Toe Nails Day” will suffice. However it is also encouraged to ridicule your victims lightly for having monstrous and disgusting toenails. This national holiday can be traced back to the Wamapoke tribe who originated from Americas southwest region in Arizona, California, New Mexico, and Nevada In the late 1600s. For them it was the time of year they trimmed their horses nails and as a tribute of honor to their majestic steeds they would also trim their own toe nails.
“Hey it’s national clip your toe nails day!”
“Jeffry you fat lard, get your nasty feet in here and trim’em down”
“Jeffry you fat lard, get your nasty feet in here and trim’em down”
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