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your moms your dad 

Phrase meant to rescue from any awkward situation and when repeated enough, makes people who take themself too seriously very angry. Most often used as an iron-clad comeback or avoidance of situation.
Bill: "Well, Obama's economic policy is complete crap, he's a communist."

Bob: "your moms your dad."

Bill: "Ahh...?"

your moms cock 

the biggest/longest cock you'll ever see! if you think youre, after you see this you won't be. Trust me is fucking hot
dude your moms cock made me cum like 20 times in one minute! so satisfied ;-)
your moms cock by The_Dank_Kid-69 February 17, 2018

your moms dead outside 

New York slang for 'your moms outside right now'
New York Nigga: AYO SHIT, YOUR MOMS DEAD OUTSIDE
Texas Nigga: *Starts Crying*

your moms gay 

Sarcastic statement made by high school kids. Mixture of "your mom" "you're gay". Very rarely used seriously
Tim: Can I borrow a pencil
Joe: no, your moms gay
Joe: *gives Tim a pencil*
your moms gay by YaBoiJayCutlet January 7, 2016

Your moms ass

I love playing in "your moms ass!"

your moms knife 

girl *getting angry*
boy 1 why is she so mad?
boy 2 she on her your moms knife
boy 1 oh ok
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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