4 definitions by The_Dank_Kid-69
A super hot guy with long grey hair and a bushy beard that is about 469 pounds. He will pick u up with his dank rusty old white van that has red spray paint saying free WiFi. If u ask, the WiFi password is ur being kidnapped.
by The_Dank_Kid-69 February 22, 2018
The hottest/sexiest thing you will ever see in your god damn life!! You just wanna put your face in it all day long with that yummy salty sweat dripping them.
by The_Dank_Kid-69 February 17, 2018
Almost as good as your moms cock but not quite! It’s more slimy but it’s a little smaller! The one thing though is it’s fatter than your moms cock!
by The_Dank_Kid-69 February 22, 2018
the biggest/longest cock you'll ever see! if you think youre, after you see this you won't be. Trust me is fucking hot
by The_Dank_Kid-69 February 17, 2018