Definitions by The_Dank_Kid-69

your sisters penis 

Almost as good as your moms cock but not quite! It’s more slimy but it’s a little smaller! The one thing though is it’s fatter than your moms cock!

Your sisters penis was so nice last night. Uahhhh

your sisters penis by The_Dank_Kid-69 February 22, 2018

Papa Dave 

A super hot guy with long grey hair and a bushy beard that is about 469 pounds. He will pick u up with his dank rusty old white van that has red spray paint saying free WiFi. If u ask, the WiFi password is ur being kidnapped.

Dude I wish papa Dave was here to satisfy muh

Papa Dave by The_Dank_Kid-69 February 22, 2018

your dads tits 

The hottest/sexiest thing you will ever see in your god damn life!! You just wanna put your face in it all day long with that yummy salty sweat dripping them.

Damn jimbo your dads tits are looking hella hot today

your dads tits by The_Dank_Kid-69 February 17, 2018

your moms cock 

the biggest/longest cock you'll ever see! if you think youre, after you see this you won't be. Trust me is fucking hot

dude your moms cock made me cum like 20 times in one minute! so satisfied ;-)

your moms cock by The_Dank_Kid-69 February 17, 2018