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Person 1: “Where’s Naomi? Is she downtown?
Person 2: “Nope, she’s yonking”
Yonking by DingoRingo October 30, 2020
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egg yolking

Place of origin: Hamilton, Ontario, Canada.
The (probably imaginary) fetish of enlarging one's testicle(s), through lack of use or medical illness, to the point of cartoonish proportions. Then, once 'full', bursting said testicle(s) all over a sexual partner.
"I haven't had sex in so long, I may end up egg yolking the next girl I hook up with."

Who shit in a cup and made you king? 

Also like what crawled up your ass and died.
Example should include the word "Who shit in a cup and made you king?"

Ballsack Yolking 

The act of pulling down on ones testicles and letting go this causing them to slap against the bottom of the shaft
Man see that guy over there he's always hard I guess he does major ballsack Yolking

Glory-Yorking 

the glorification of New York City,
claiming the city for your own,
and thinking that New York City will change your life
*after 9/11*
Man: They attacked New York, they attacked MY city
Woman: Oh boo, stop Glory-Yorking
Glory-Yorking by Flatboyence November 8, 2015
To expose ones self to young female coworkers while they are using the copy machine
Eric is totally yonking that new intern
Yonking by coolio1981 February 3, 2010