A tool who is famous, but only on YouTube. Lacking any meaningful talent, the YouTool must continually amp up his level of douchiness to avoid inevitably becoming a has been.

The YouTool is the bro-like equivalent of a hot girl who got instafamous by posting whorish pics on Instagram.

YouTools typically have punchable faces and secretly harbor sexual fantasies about their mostly preteen audience.

Bob: Did that YouTool Jake Paul actually fuck a 12 year old girl?

Louis: The people that live at 1600 Vine are such YouTools.

Bob: I'm pretty sure that YouTool just fucked a 12 year old, but I can't be sure because after he finished he said "it's just a prank bro".

youtool by bigdicklouie69 July 29, 2017

YouFool

Noun. Someone who posts a video of himself online that makes him look like an idiot.

Did you see the video of that dude getting his eyes clawed out by a cat?

Yeah, what a YouFool.

YouFool by bjr808 September 29, 2008

youtooz

some epic bois that make figures of youtubers and memes

youtooz is very good

youtooz by Bunnehz August 20, 2019

YouToo

A mental list of attractive candidates kept by a workplace predator.

You are most certainly hot enough to wind up on my YouToo list.

YouToo by Dr Bunnygirl December 5, 2018

Youtooz

A company that makes figures out of memes and youtubers. Their next figure Should be the youtuber joust can!

Man youtooz should make a joust can pop since they’ve made so many other ones based on youtubers

Youtooz by Supercooldude44 September 18, 2019

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026