You just wouldn't know

It's something a girl says to a guy to make him shut up.

To explain to a guy that it's something a girl does

guy:I don't get why girls are like that.
girl:you just wouldn't know

guy:You spent $100 on cds!
girl: you just wouldn't know

by Falloutgirrrl January 10, 2010

wouldn't you know who won the pony

refers to the story told by Jim Cornette when a local wrestling promoter , faced with declining attendance , rigged a lottery to give a way a pony so his son won it , so we did not lose money on the deal . As a result anything is is obviously rigged is referred to as wouldn't you know who won the pony .

Billy got picked to be hall monitor again .
Well Wouldn't you know who won the pony

by BellasaurusTheJust July 21, 2019

Wouldn't you know who won the pony

Implies that the previously stated is rigged; local wrestling promoter, as told by Jim Cornette, gave away a pony to increase ticket sales and, to avoid losing money, rigged the raffle to ensure his son would win the pony

Of course, that asshole was late again!
Oh, wouldn't you know who won the pony!

by Jack_Bongos January 15, 2020

You wouldn't know

Nor would you care if I wasn't.

Hym "You wouldn't know. I think this is a pathetic attempt at taking my agency away from me but all you are doing is restricting all of my options OTHER THAN STABBING A CHILD. I'm not going to create AI and then work at a gas station for the rest of my life. Or anywhere for that matter. You clearly think too highly of yourself and Suchir Balaji is dead because you deluded yourself into believing you would be able to convince everyone to lie with you."

by Hym Iam April 18, 2025