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1. A dismissive and sometimes aggressive response to an insult, order, question, or statement. Used, to my knowledge, mainly in Central Australia. Literally means "how about you?" or "it is, in fact, you" or "how about questioning yourself instead of me, my friend, my girlfriend, my parents etc?"

2.Can also express amazement, excitement, or disbelief at an individual.

3. Can be used to aknowledge a person's presence. (often spoken very quickly)

4. Recently replaced(sometimes) with the soulja boy lyric: "YOOOUUUUUU!!!!" - accompanied with an index finger pointed at the intended person
1. "Dude you're a complete and utter fuckwit. What did you steal Sean's bottle of vodka for?" response: "You now".

2. "Hey mate I just won 4 Million dollars in the lottery!" response: "You Now!!"

3. Walkng into a party: "You now tim, you now grace, you now lachy etc."

4. "Oi man, give us a drag of your durrie" response: "YOOOUUU!!!" a la soldier boy crank that
you now by declanisromped April 21, 2008
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How are you now 

The typical conversation starter, or greeting which South Western Ontario residences use. Very common in rural areas, and becomes less common the closer you get to urban areas. More commonly pronounced "How'r'yah'now", with hard pronunciation on vowels.
Gord- "How are you now?"
Mike- "Good, and you?"
Gord- "Not s'bad"
How are you now by Chic1550 October 31, 2017

Need You Now 

A hit single by Lady Antebellum that reached #2 on the Billboard Hot 100.

The song is sweet for its message, which is not "Baby, I've been thinking about you and loving you" but rather "Hey, douchebag, get your ass over here because I'm shitfaced."
Another shot of whiskey/cant stop looking at the door...

Its a quarter after one, I'm a little drunk and
I need you now, said I wouldnt call
but I lost all control and I need you now.
and I dont know how I can do without, I just need you now...
Need You Now by Trentlane May 12, 2010

Plant you now and dig you later 

Gotta go!
I'll plant you now and dig you later!

how're you now 

A typical greeting in Letterkenny, Ontario. Traditionally followed by "Good'n you?"
Jim: Wayne.

Wayne: Jim Dickens, how're you now?

Jim: Good'n you?

Wayne: Not so bad.

I gotted you now 

A slang phrase used most commonly when sneaking up behind someone undetected, and whispered in the ear before raping the victim.
Victim: "I think I lost that crazy guy following me..."
Joshua P: *Heavy Breathing* "I gotted you now!"
I gotted you now by Baby Biter February 24, 2010

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