Definitions by Trentlane

Bolex 

a)A common camera given to film students to make their first film (Typically in introductory classes); it picks up motion but no sound whatsoever.

b)The bane of existence for all film students, typically in regards to how to properly operate the goddamn thing.

a)Film professor: You will shoot your films with a Bolex.

b)Student: You know, I think I'd rather major in math...

Bolex by trentlane October 25, 2010

Film School

VERB: To double one's tuition and board fees by paying for equipment, film, actor compensation and processing.

Film schooling will cause your total fees at NYU to reach $100,000.

Film School by trentlane October 25, 2010

hofstra

Verb: (Esp. done by a parent) To spend $42,000 a year for absolutely no reason.

Because I hofstraed, I can't go to grad school and am at a temp agency for life.

hofstra by trentlane October 7, 2010

Freshman orientation 

A day or week(s) long session that makes one seriously wish s/he had chosen another school.

Thanks to freshman orientation, I know that if I do poorly I'll get kicked out.

Freshman orientation by trentlane August 27, 2010

Need You Now 

A hit single by Lady Antebellum that reached #2 on the Billboard Hot 100.

The song is sweet for its message, which is not "Baby, I've been thinking about you and loving you" but rather "Hey, douchebag, get your ass over here because I'm shitfaced."

Another shot of whiskey/cant stop looking at the door...

Its a quarter after one, I'm a little drunk and
I need you now, said I wouldnt call
but I lost all control and I need you now.
and I dont know how I can do without, I just need you now...

Need You Now by Trentlane May 12, 2010