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You've changed 

I've changed and you don't live up to my newly skewed standards.
- Wanna hang out like old Times?
- You've changed.
- WTF?!
You've changed by Woob November 26, 2004

You've changed 

To be used half jokingly amongst friends; use when an acquiantance does or says something out of the ordinary.
Your wingman suddenly decides that he would rather sit home and watch a movie than head out to the bars on Saturday night. "Billy, you've changed"
You've changed by Gravy November 19, 2004

You've Changed 

To act in a situation where you have never been seen like.
-Tom just tried to drown that girl in the lake.
-I have never seen him like this.
- You've changed
You've Changed by DogFishHead February 12, 2010

Why did you change the date to December 27, 2022? 

UD Jews, I’m talking to you

On my “Ball of Confusion” definition, there is a weird date: December 27, 2022.

I’m assuming you guys must have changed it to this.

Is something supposed to happen on this day?
Why did you change the date to December 27, 2022?

you never change horse in mid term

Term Batterivatten uses when he does not have a qucik comeback
Person nr 1 - Hey You Know What They Say Batterivatten, You Can Not Teach an Old Dog New Tricks

Batterivatten - Yes, You Never Change Horse In Mid Term

I can change you 

When a straight male think he's hot enough to make a lesbian straight (he's not)
Straight male: You're lesbian?
Lesbian: yeah
Straight male: I can change you
Lesbian: no, but I can punch you in the middle of your ugly face
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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