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You and your... 

You and your hemorrhoids:

Derogative to address a none-too-liked party that implies they have an embarrasing medical condition


You and your sluts:


Derogative used on a group that Implies the dominant person embarrases him/herself by allowing weak and easily (sexually) satisfied people to accompany them.
You and your hemorrhoids better get the fuck outta my sight before I ream your ass!


You and your sluts are not well recieved at social gatherings.
You and your... by Gumba Gumba February 26, 2004
Words you can keep

you and your hand 

All you're going to have tonight is your hand to keep you busy 'cause the only thing you got turned is down.
Girl: "Ew gross. I will NOT have sex with you!"
Guy: "Man, she turned me down."
Friend: "Well dude, I guess its just you and your hand tonight!"
:P

You and your hemorrhoids 

A Derogative term to address a party, implying that the party has hemorrhoids. This phrase is used for embarrasment rather than sheer insulting.
You and your hemorrhoids better get the fuck outta my sight before I ream your ass!

you and your sluts 

Derogative term of address for a group to the dominant person. It implies that the person cannot find any better company than cheap sluts who will hang with anyone.
you and your sluts by Gumba Gumba February 27, 2004

You and your mama 

Used to intensify an insult. Also can be used to add a sexual slant to any insult
1. SHUT UP! YOU AND YOUR MAMA!
2. Get a room! You and your mama!
You and your mama by Jared R July 11, 2004

you and your sluts 

Derogative to use on the dominant person in a group to demean his associates.
You and your sluts better not touch my car or else I'll ream your asses!
you and your sluts by Gumba Gumba February 26, 2004

You and your hemorrhoids 

A derogative term to address the party to which you speak. It implies that the subject- that is, your fellow converser- is suffering from a nasty medical condition. For multiple, see you and your sluts
You and your hemorrhoids better get the fuck outta my face before I ream your ass!
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