A Stevenseagalism meaning to cause physical injury stressing the intent to disfigure. Coined by Louisiana deputy sheriff, film actor and blues musician Steven Seagal for the motion picture Driven to Kill from 2009.
SS: Let me go, just let me go on by...or I'll fuck you up ugly.
G1: Heheh, "fuck you up ugly" he says!
G2: Both of us?
G1: Tell me something, what's that mean "fuck you up ugly"?
SS: It means yo momma won't recognize you in your coffin.
What you simply have to say to the overweight, psoriatic bitch in the office who takes crisps out of the packet individually, annoying everyone else in the building, instead of emptying them all out and turning ten minutes of irritating rattling into about 3 seconds.
Empty the fucking packet onto your table you fat ugly bitch. Better still, stop eating crisps altogether you hideous mountain of lard.
The ultimate insult to one’s appearance that mankind is capable of pulling off. One that its victim can do nothing but accept as the person who said it breaks out in a Texan dance.
Engineer: And another thing? You’re ugly.
Sniper: (fucking dies)
Engineer: *starts dancing* Yippee ki yaa he yay kyaaaah kayo!
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.