you james? 

you james is from an old jail movie were james a weak white man gets raped by a big black thug in the jail shower.

black guy: you james?
white guy: yes
black guy: im going to put some cream in your ass ;)

you james? by Doram May 11, 2016

fuck you james 

What you say to James for being a fucking fuck.

James: Yea, I knew the marriage was over. I didn't think I should tell you though...
B: Fuck you James!

fuck you james by ScootDog March 20, 2017

fuck you james 

What you say to James when he is just being a god damn shit head.

(James), "I've pretty much mastered mechanics for most champs."
(Other guy), "Fuck you james."

fuck you james by caleb8116 May 22, 2014

Have you seen James?

When a girl fancies a guy, they will ask them "Have you seen James?"
James means good looking guy, it's the female version of "How you doing?"

Girl : "Have you seen James?"
Boy: "No"
Girl: "Cool"

Have you seen James? by BeefEater9000 March 21, 2017

did you just violate 72 laws proper to the court of king demetrius demarcus bartholomew james III jr of saint kitts and nevis's governmental association? 

The phrase you say when your man does or says some dumb shit. Also used to express superiority.

(don't try to explain yourself after someone replies because you will look like a retard, just reply with 'ok' or 'bruh')

Guy 1: "Big chungus isnt funny"

Guy 2: "did you just violate 72 laws proper to the court of king demetrius demarcus bartholomew james III jr of saint kitts and nevis's governmental association?"

did you just violate 72 laws proper to the court of king demetrius demarcus bartholomew james III jr of saint kitts and nevis's governmental association? by mentally challenged ladder February 1, 2021

Youjamesin 

To not respond or be busy doing unimportant things

Tim didn't answer his phone. I text him asking Youjamesin and he admitted he was busy laying in bed watching Hannah Montana.

Youjamesin by BGianni March 9, 2010