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You fat bald bastard!
(Scout) Next time eat a salad. YOU FAT BALD BASTARD! YOU PIECE OF SUB-HUMAN TRASH! TWO THOUSAND YEARS OF CONSTANT HUMAN EVOLUTION TO MAKE A HAIRLESS FU-
You fat bald bastard! by trump lost 2020 January 14, 2021
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you fat • You fat bald bastard! • You fat biffer • you fat bitch • you fat fuck • you fat slimely smellty ugly exposed moldy baloney • Fuck you fat bitch party • Bomb it you fat cunt! • Fuck off you fat arse bitch • Fuck off you you fat useless sack of fucking yankee dankey doodle shite. Fuck off will you?
You fat biffer
Someone eating or aquiring comically large and/or frequent amounts of food, or appearing to do so.
Must be said with a south-west english accent (Cornwall, Devon, etc.)
Only works with the 'You' at the front, and only happens with 'You' and 'Bif' on one note, and 'fat'and 'fer' on a higher one.
There's no real emphasis anywhere, and it's deadpan despite the humourous intent.
Must be said with a south-west english accent (Cornwall, Devon, etc.)
Only works with the 'You' at the front, and only happens with 'You' and 'Bif' on one note, and 'fat'and 'fer' on a higher one.
There's no real emphasis anywhere, and it's deadpan despite the humourous intent.
You fat biffer by davev July 15, 2005
you fat slimely smellty ugly exposed moldy baloney
Me: You fat slimely smellty ugly exposed moldy baloney.
You: I'm sowwy fo hurting yo feewings, I will never do it again...
You: I'm sowwy fo hurting yo feewings, I will never do it again...
you fat slimely smellty ugly exposed moldy baloney by ThisisntUKstfu February 1, 2021
you fat fuck
you fat fuck by Bad C dev July 25, 2021
Empty the fucking packet onto your table you fat ugly bitch
What you simply have to say to the overweight, psoriatic bitch in the office who takes crisps out of the packet individually, annoying everyone else in the building, instead of emptying them all out and turning ten minutes of irritating rattling into about 3 seconds.
Empty the fucking packet onto your table you fat ugly bitch. Better still, stop eating crisps altogether you hideous mountain of lard.
Empty the fucking packet onto your table you fat ugly bitch by Supernatural England August 10, 2009
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