You’ren’t 

The contraction of “you are not”.

You’ren’t actually gonna enter this into urban dictionary are you??

You’ren’t by MiniRoweBoat February 17, 2021

you'ren't 

a double contraction, using both the contractions of 'you are' and 'are not' in a single application

You'ren't going to do that, are you?

you'ren't by K. Schaaf November 11, 2003

You'ren't 

Short for "You are not"

Didn't know if I should use "You aren't" or "You're not", so I combined them

You'ren't going to get away from me this time.

You'ren't by Trent December 8, 2004

You'ren't 

The first double contraction. Short for you are not, you aren't, you're not.

You'ren't able to lick your own elbow.

You'ren't by Zear August 9, 2018

you'ren't 

Not a real word since it sounds exactly the same as "you aren't".

You aren't going to do that are you?

you'ren't by Brandon November 13, 2003

Youren't 

A word to use when disagreeing which somebody but you are too lazy to type the full words.

"Please calm down youren't thinking straight!"

Youren't by Stainless_Steel_Toaster November 15, 2020

You're not allowed to rent here! 

Originated from Clerks. Randall yells this at a customer who has already yelled at him and stormed out of the store.

Should be followed by an emphatic "Yeahhhhhhhh!" as was done by Jay in the movie.

This should be used as a non-sequitur to annoy someone who is already frustrated or cause more confusion to a situation.

Mom: These kids are driving me crazy and I can't find my keys and I'm running late....

You: You're not allowed to rent here!
Friend: Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

You're not allowed to rent here! by zerocool21 July 7, 2009