Yosger

Yosger, a word similar to retard, idiot, and dick. but leans more towards the referrence whore/man whore/or slut.

Jake. YOU STUPID YOSGER! YOU BLEW UP MY POOL! IM GONNA KILL YOU!

by Yiffmaster September 23, 2009

Yosser's Dozen

A Yosser's Dozen is 9, three less than a standard dozen, and four less than a baker's dozen. The oldest source for the expression "Yosser's dozen" dates to the 21st century in one of Texas' largest suburban areas. Yusuf Khan was known to exclaim, "4 Dozen? That's like 36!", creating the phrase, Yosser's Dozen.

Hey dude, pass me about a Yosser's Dozen worth of eggs bro!

Oh man, I overdosed on a Yosser's Dozen of marijuana pills.

I bought a Yosser's Dozen loafs at the bakery yesterday.

by Sensualtomato August 1, 2012

Yoshertdoo

A famous YouTuber who works at Walgreen's and loves black Yoshi. His famous catchphrase is "what it be what it do, it's your boy, Yoshertdoo."

NumbNuts:"Have you seen Yoshertdoo's recent post yet?"
You:"Nah, I'm playing Zhu-Zhu Pets for my Nintendo DS."

by Sir Nuts February 9, 2019

yoser

A person that thinks they’re the shit but really isn’t the shit

Bro that girl over there is such a yoser!

by catgurl789 January 15, 2019

Yogger

Gypsy/Romani term for a gun/shooter.

Mush 1: Get in the jeep I'm going to kill that cunt who was mouthing in the peever last night.
Mush 2: Not a problem. Two minutes I'll just get me yogger.

Shooter Rachet Piece

by Big Gravy January 4, 2017

yogered

V: To be in the act of doing yoga. OR

ADJ: To be weathered from too much yoga.

Has Xena called since she yogered?

Can you go to the movies with me tonight...sorry, I'm all yogered out.

by Dave Schechtman & Jared Smits April 2, 2008

Yoster Toaster

While eating a girl out, the male/female performing the cunnilingus vomits onto the vagina

Dude, can't believe I was drunk enough for the Yoster Toaster.

by Concerned Citizen 6767 March 4, 2011