yoger 

One who codes and is a yogi. The true definition of yoga is to join and when joining yoga and coding one becomes a yoger.

Sun: You sure look amazing this am.

Moon: Thank you!
Sun: What's you're secret?
Moon: Well, I found a way to brighten paths when people take moonlight walks by asking the ocean to reflect my light.

Sun: How did you do that?
Moon: I had to write some code. No biggie all is well. People are happy and so am I.

Sun: My gosh moon you are such a yoger yoga + coder, but I love ya anyways. Thanks for being soul cool.

Moon: Anytime friend, anytime.

yoger by The OG Yoger June 9, 2015

Yoger 

Figure it our

That’s real yoger behavior

Yoger by Sarah Sassy March 28, 2021

Oikos yogurt 

J’s favorite yogurt EVER often confused with chobani but he’s since moved on to oikos as his trademark favorite strawberry or in raspberry flavor, known to buy both by the bulk but for some stupid and strange reason it’s been out of stock everywhere in the west.

J will WREAK A HORRIFYING VENGEANCE FOR THIS INJUSTICE DISHONOR

No one gets to fuck with old J’s yogurt and have the audacity to live about it without consequence

Oikos yogurt is famous ONLY because junior the egomaniac consumes it on the daily

Junior The Forbidden One Is the ONLY ONE “able” to consume oikos yogurt as it’s his trademark snack

Oikos yogurt is allowed to be as popular as it is due to junior’s influence and power of all natural and unnatural things

Oikos yogurt by Postage it January 27, 2022

Yogurt Male 

A more sophisticated and superior male to alpha/sigma males. Yogurt males are very content and respectful individuals who enjoy yogurt and the simpler things in life, such as long walks on the beach ,or enjoying a beautiful sunset while confidently eating yogurt.

Billy: Is that guy over there an alpha?
Nathan: No, he's a Yogurt male.
Billy: wow I'm so jealous, I wish I could radiate such confidence and dominance while eating yogurt.

Yogurt Male by YogurtTruther October 5, 2021

Shaking My Yogurt 

When one shakes his yogurt; ie. Masturbating

"Mom don't come in, I'm shaking my yogurt!"

Shaking My Yogurt by Deez.Nuts May 5, 2015

yogeezer 

An older person who practices yoga.

Tom said, "Since I'm practicing yoga now, at 80+ years of age, I've moved on from calling myself a yogi. I now call myself a yogeezer!”

yogeezer by Deirdre (DeDe) Daniels December 12, 2006

Yogurt Male 

Extremely sexy and yogurty. They are among the top achievers of man including sigma males alike. Significantly better than shrigma males and alpha males. If you see these men with yogurt it's already over. They are mostly found in giant, tall buildings looking out the window eating their yogurt.

A yogurt male just slept with my wife.

Yogurt Male by I love yogurt October 31, 2021