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Yosgart is a kid who gets all the bitches in the whole school even the ugly ones that mf is most MID guy i have ever met hes such a wannabe cholo he be saggging all the way down to hes knees. yosgart is a goddam player with no life he kisses every girl he sees . an something even more enbarring is that hes family call them yogi.
Random person: "Yosgart you get no bicthes"
Yosgart: "no no no i got bicthes in straight lines bro if i wanted to i could play my gf but i choose not to"
Yosgart by yosgart hate page February 25, 2022
yosgart is a dumb idiot that probly smokes till his lungs are black and he is a little bitvh some times (all the time)
he has bicthes fighting over him dunno why tho he ugly and looks likea mole rat (search it up"mole rat")
yosgart: hey laides
A bunch of dumb and weird girls: OMG ITS HIM AHHHH

the girls: *die*
Yosgart: oh no. Its fine i got plenty more
Yosgart by yosgart hate page March 18, 2022
Yosgart the best thing that happened to me Even tho his dumbass wanna be living in Austin i've never ever gotten mad at him or felt sum typa way with him cause he's a really ion know understanding & calming ig (if i knew what words described him i'd say them) and I really like how he likes sea urchins cause wtf are sea urchins I like how he always changes a conversation jus to keep talkn to me I like how he always b talkn to me when he can (even in the shower like wow boaaa) but overall i like yosgart for being himself w me

(ts corny but ion give a FUCKKK)
friend: who's yos

me: yosgart u dumb ass hoe
Yosgart by gutz115 November 5, 2022

yogartventure 

Usually involves two friends, one of them being incredibly awkward and the other incredibly creative, proposes that they hang out by eating frozen yogurt, going go karting at an unknown location, ultimately creating an adventure. Thus, the three activities combine to make "yogartventure"
M: "Hey want to go on a yogartventure?"
A: "There must be something wrong with you."
yogartventure by adsfkj123789 June 13, 2010
A yoga induced fart.
She ripped a yogart last night. We are all trying to relax and she lets one go. It stunk.
Yogart by eggwad July 7, 2010
An unexpected emission of gas from the anus during a yoga class.
I need a new yoga studio. I dropped the biggest yogart today. Totally ruined savasana.
Yogart by Grute Man October 6, 2015