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yogger
When a yuppie (upper-middle class suburbanite) decides to take up jogging in the early morning. Usually takes place near expensive housing developements.
Morgyn: "I really hate these yoggers."
Keegan: "Why?"
Morgyn: "I was driving to school and almost hit one in my car. Luckily I saw her ugly bleach blonde hair in time and swerved out of the way."
Keegan: "Why?"
Morgyn: "I was driving to school and almost hit one in my car. Luckily I saw her ugly bleach blonde hair in time and swerved out of the way."
yogger by Saggysocks March 8, 2008
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Yogger
A 'Yogger' is a woman who steals a kitten from a housing estate, wraps it up in tin foil, puts it in a microwave for seven seconds, and proceeds to play a lot of world of warcraft. Yoggers are very rare to find in the world because not many women play world of warcraft. You can recognise Yoggers by their welsh accent and the finger protruding from their cheek bones.
Yogger by welkmanshrimp November 30, 2010
yogger
a universal word from the ancient Kelleronian language used as a substitute and/or filler in regular conversation.
- yogger is often used in direct correlation with the word fassa.
- yogger is often used in direct correlation with the word fassa.
1. It stinks in here Kyle. Did you yog it?
2. You yogger fassa Kyle! You totally yogged up the bathroom!
3. Lee scored a sweet yoggin' goal against Kyle in a foosball game.
2. You yogger fassa Kyle! You totally yogged up the bathroom!
3. Lee scored a sweet yoggin' goal against Kyle in a foosball game.
yogger by Fassa Loobie Jones June 18, 2009
Yogger
Yogger by Jerry Jacobson March 28, 2024
Yoglert
The Yoglert is a type of gnome that came into existence long ago. The Yoglert can most closely physically be related to the main character from the hit 1980's series "David the Gnome."
The Yoglerts were forced to sell yogurt on the side of the road, lest they be forced into prostitution. No one buys their yogurt. No one.
The Yoglerts were forced to sell yogurt on the side of the road, lest they be forced into prostitution. No one buys their yogurt. No one.
Him: "Hey honey! While we're on this long stretch of highway, why don't we stop at this Yoglert stand and buy some of their crappy yogurt?"
Her: "No."
Her: "No."
Yoglert by InSilverFlames1 October 6, 2008
Yugger Male
A tier high above any other male, even sigma. A Yugger Male is someone almost incomprehensively based. A very rare kind of male.
Yugger Male by YuggerJugger October 18, 2021
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No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
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ulzzang
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