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The master of the universe. Admiral of epic.
"Everybodys Yorty's Bitch."
Yorty by Your Mothers Luva January 2, 2010
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yort is for all things. yort is simultaneously nothing and everything. you are yort...your mom is so yort...we. are. yort. it’s the most versatile word in the history of words. like cmon man, yort. y-o-r-t. it just rolls of the tongue so nicely. yort. yort yort. i’m surprised it’s not in webster’s dictionary already!! ALL the kids are saying yort :D deuces, yort!!
person a: “god...i’m so tired. i could kill for a yort right now :/“

person b: “my stupid whore girlfriend is being SUCH a yort. ugh”

person c: “omg aiden!! your song is soooo yort! i lauv it :)”
yort by smegmalover420 August 14, 2020
Related Words
Yorty Yortygoon yort Yorgy yarty yordy Yorny yorky Yorry Yorted
An internet meme similar to 'O rly?', resulting from incorrect usage of the words, 'your' and 'you're'.

Often accompanied by a picture of the 'yorly owl'
Forum user 1: Your wrong...
Forum user 2: yorly ?
yorly by SgtFox February 7, 2009
A multi-use piece of slang that sprung up in East London around 2000.

A noun - Generally used in place of something sexual or toilet related

An adjective - Meaning similar to 'very good'

A verb - random verb replacement, used when the original verb is obvious or can be infered from the rest of the sentance.
Noun:
I'm just going for a yortle
Last night I watched some porn and had a yortle

Adjective:
This film is totally yortle!
Dude, this is the most yortle party ever!

Verb:
What a great goal, he just yortled it from 30 yards!
I was yortling along the road the other day and I ran into (insert name)
Yortle by PiemasterUK November 5, 2005
Rember that time i yorted that dead baby
Yorted by twateye January 18, 2019
Slang word used in the west of Ireland. It's kinda like yurt is used for normal situations like let's go to the shop but yurty is used when Ur excited so someone could be like let's have a sesh and Ur like yurty
"you lads wanna come to me gaff and have a sesh" "yurty"
yurty by Wubble DUBBLE DUBB DUBB April 18, 2018

Ashley Yordy 

This girl named ashley yordy is look to be adopted because her farmer dad no longer wants his stalker daughter. however she is A very nice girl, loves to stalk her 7th grade teachers. Loves stalking people in general. Has 890 cats and 1000 dogs. Has a crush on Justin Bieber. She killes children in her sleep. Turns into cat bug at night. She can get feisty tho as she will occasionally bite you once in awhile. she loves cooking humans. She’s friends with every kidnapper. and does like to help sometimes. but other than that she’s very nice🧚🏼 ♀️🦋✨
“did you hear about the stalker in town?!”

“yeah it’s ashley yordy.”

“not surprised.”
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

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Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

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me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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