Yortygoon 

Yortygoons are people who hang out with someone referred to as a 'Yorty'. These 'Yorty' are hazardous creatures that feed on the living soul of those who defy them. If you ever come across one, you must lay down and they will not be able to see you.

Guy: Dude, did you see those Yortygoons the other day? They were helpng out that 'Yorty' thing.
Guy 2: Yeah, they are awkward little buggers.

Yortygoon by Frosty701 June 10, 2012