Thom Yorke's Witness 

An over-obsessed Radiohead fan who, in attempt to enlighten others, goes door to door carrying a copy of OK Computer on vinyl and spreads the good word of the great Thom Yorke. The Thom Yorke's witness tends to lack the ability to understand those who do not enjoy Radiohead, so do not offend them.

Who was that at the door?

Oh that was just a Thom Yorke's witness. I told him I don't like Radiohead so he went and jumped in front of a truck.

Thom Yorke's Witness by Crusty Howard April 20, 2018

New York's Finest 

Refers to the NYPD (New York Police Department), or to any other police officer operating within the state of New York, albeit preferably New York City, Manhattan, Brooklyn, and other well-known major cities.

"Don't underestimate New York's Finest.....yeah right. Damn cops. lol jk"

New York's Finest by Dave May 19, 2004

New Yorker's Sofa

A large pile of trash bags on a curb forming a large cushion which one could sit on. When you're drunk, lost and your wallets been stolen, the city provides.

"Hey, what it do my cracka jacka, wanna bump?" "Yeah sure homie, I see a New Yorker's Sofa right over there, perfect to relax ourselves upon while bumping the dankest of dope."

New Yorker's Sofa by AssFurter August 30, 2016

New Yorker's Disease 

In a conversation, the tendency to casually drop the name of a famous person that you know only obliquely.

Typical example of "New Yorker's Disease: "I ran into Harrison Ford today!" Reason not said - they were filming a movie on street in front of his/her place of work.

New Yorker's Disease by greenlite350 August 12, 2012

new york's finest 

The name to describe a jerk cop from New York who thinks they're the shit. They are likely to try to arrest you for no reason.

As I arrived at my destination I saw a couple of New York's finest. I gave a little smirk and before you knew it they were trying to arrest me!

new york's finest by mattyeis May 8, 2008

New Yorker's Sofa

A pile of garbage that is big enough to use it as a sofa, usually located in the streets of New York or other big cities.

Ethan : don't get on the garbage, you are too close to the pile
Jontron : It's called the New Yorker's Sofa

New Yorker's Sofa by xsampleamrog August 15, 2016

new york's best 

New York city's emergency medical services. Similar to nypd being new York's finest.

There goes new York's best on the ambulance.

new york's best by paramedic Nick October 23, 2013