yoned

(Adjective) You're feeling really motherfucking stoned.

I am absolutely YONED

by Dragon Night Hawk October 3, 2017

Yoned

When you get clapped by some mastery 7 windshitting skank and you're staring at the kill feed wondering why you still play this game.

Support: "Yo wtf happened on mid?"
ADC (while feeding): "I dunno man."
Top: "He got Yoned."
Jungle: "We all got Yoned, team play was kinda-"
Literally everyone in /all chat: "Jungle Diff. Report for Griefing"

by Berniii August 11, 2021

Yoned

When you’re extremely baked.

I’m so yoned, dude. But I’m down to keep yonin all night long.

by Creased, baked, blazed, keyed December 1, 2017

down yonder

A Family-Rated descriptor of the pubic region of a human being. Applicable to either gender.

Grandpa : Hey Bobbie, I hear you had to visit the doctor yesterday. Is everything OK?
Grandson : I'm fine, Gramps, thanks for asking. It was just a little itch down yonder. A leftover gift from a girl I dated last week.
Grandpa: Oh, I see. You're taking me back to my youth, sonny.

by The Sage Of Suave May 20, 2015

Yonday

Is any Day DJ Ghost decides to upload his YouTube videos, It can be any day of the week.

Happy Yonday, today we gonna react to...

by Sndnhj May 23, 2022

wild blue yonder

It's what the American astronauts referred to as Outer Space.

When our guys were up in the spaceship rocket, they got to see the Fantastic wild blue yonder!

by Starchylde September 4, 2016

Yonding

As in "over yonder,” to be mentally separated from the situation. Slightly more severe than bugging or tripping.

I've never seen him act like this before; that kid is really yonding right now.

by no1way2jose3 January 3, 2019