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Noun: When one (normally a male) begins to yawn by putting his arms out, only to have a near by friend point out that he has a massive erection.
Drew: *yawn*
Andrew: Wow drew you should really put your arms down you have a massive yoner.
Jake: I like it! :P
by Andrew, Quickdraw, Drew October 19, 2009
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Sasquatch-sized (otherwise known as Yeti) erection. One larger than expected. Not to be confused with a boner. It is a Yoner!
I was hiking in Teton Valley and saw a beast with a stiff yoner in his pants
by Shacker September 11, 2018
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