yone

30 year old seaman that has turned blue and you find on your sheets when you arrive back home for the weekend at your parents' house.

"Gross! I just touched some yone! It must have been from Sally the day I turned 8."

by Tim and Sam January 26, 2006

yone yone

Somebody who doesn't fucking understand how to use fucking microsoft word

John is such a yone yone, such a fucking computer noob

by futa_lover January 24, 2018

yoned

(Adjective) You're feeling really motherfucking stoned.

I am absolutely YONED

by Dragon Night Hawk October 03, 2017

Yone

League of Legends champion. Half-brother of Yasuo. His ability kit is somewhat similar to Yasuo's, except his is 10 times more broken.

Yone is the most broken champion in the game. How could Riot release this and think it's ok?

by YoMama487 July 25, 2020

Yoned

When you get clapped by some mastery 7 windshitting skank and you're staring at the kill feed wondering why you still play this game.

Support: "Yo wtf happened on mid?"
ADC (while feeding): "I dunno man."
Top: "He got Yoned."
Jungle: "We all got Yoned, team play was kinda-"
Literally everyone in /all chat: "Jungle Diff. Report for Griefing"

by Berniii August 11, 2021

Yones

The G.O.A.T!!!

Yones is the goat

by King_Yones April 16, 2018

Yones!

Interjection; Used when trying to warn another of impending danger.

Yones! There's a vampire behind you!

by HowardDeanRoxPanties October 24, 2008