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Yom Kipper 

A mid-Autumn religious holiday in which followers partake of tasty smoked-fish fillets.
I always love visiting my Orthodox Hebrew friends during Yom Kipper, since they always share their traditional scrumptious dried-fish meals with me.
Yom Kipper by QuacksO July 11, 2018
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Yom Kippur 

Yom = Day, Kippur = Atonement; therefore, "Day of Atonement". But, in the Bible, it is actually called "Yom HaKippurim" or "Day of the Atonements".
LEVITICUS 23:26-32 explains Yom Kippur.
Yom Kippur by Serjio Jalapeno August 19, 2009

yom kippur clipper

A stereotypically jewish car, most commonly a big Caddy with Florida liscence plates.
Some old bluehair almost ran me down in her Yom Kippur Clipper.

As Empty as Ventura Avenue on Yom Kippur

And lo, on the tenth of this Jewish month of Tishrei, all goyim will make fantastic time.

Yom Kippur 

Threesome where you are fucking one person and the other person is eating your ass.
So I was with these two girls and then we just started to Yom Kippur.
Yom Kippur by megakool April 7, 2019

Yom Kippur War 

Historic war started on October 6, 1973 between Israel and Three Arab nations (Iraq, Syria and Egypt) when the Arabs sneak attacked Israel on her holiest day of the year (which is a religious national holiday) and even that didn't help them much.

The war was ended by a UN cease-fire order (October 22), shortly before Egypt gets its army completely destoyed.

The combatants met in Camp David (1978) and that led to signing the Israel-Egypt Peace Treaty (1979), for the fear that arabs would lose a war ever again.
Arabs got their sorry asses kicked on Yom Kippur War.
Yom Kippur War by McName December 4, 2007

yom kipporno

a pornographic video made by jewish people in celebration of Yom Kippur.
Jewish Guy 1: Hey man, what did you do for Yom Kippur?

Jewish Guy 2: Went to the synagouge and prayed, you?

Jewish Guy 1: I went over to my girlfriend's house and we totally made a yom kipporno.

Jewish Guy 2: Are you serious? Thats the most digusting, unholy, thing i've ever heard...

yom kipporno by PunkRawk182xD February 12, 2009
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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