3 definitions by pontifex maximus

Water Polo

Masturbation in the bathtub, a aquatic (and pocketless) variant of pocket pool.

Sorry gents, gotta go--me and my stiffy are off to the tub for a round of water polo!

by pontifex maximus January 27, 2005

Water Slut

Girl who loves to be urinated on, and derives specific sexual enjoyment from the act.

I hear that Katie's a real water slut

by pontifex maximus January 27, 2005

yom kippur clipper

A stereotypically jewish car, most commonly a big Caddy with Florida liscence plates.

Some old bluehair almost ran me down in her Yom Kippur Clipper.

by pontifex maximus January 27, 2005