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Yogatory is the eternal place of suffering, inhabited by the tormented souls of sinful men, who have spent way too much of their lives staring, ogling, drooling, and otherwise fantasying about hot-young, women in Yoga pants.
Like the mythological Greek figure, Tantalus, famous for his eternal punishment of standing in a pool of water beneath a fruit tree with low branches, with the fruit ever eluding his grasp, and the water always receding before he can take a drink.
Those who descend into the depths of Yogatory are forever tormented by the elusive and evasive, hot-young-tail, who prowl about, seductively sauntering and gyrating past them whilst wearing Yoga pants. Ohhhhh, the Helllllllllll
Yogatory is the eternal place of suffering, inhabited by the tormented souls of sinful men, who have spent way too much of their lives staring, ogling, drooling, and otherwise fantasying about hot-young, women in Yoga pants.
Like the mythological Greek figure, Tantalus, famous for his eternal punishment of standing in a pool of water beneath a fruit tree with low branches, with the fruit ever eluding his grasp, and the water always receding before he can take a drink.
Those who descend into the depths of Yogatory are forever tormented by the elusive and evasive, hot-young-tail, who prowl about, seductively sauntering and gyrating past them whilst wearing Yoga pants. Ohhhhh, the Helllllllllll
"Hey, Austin... you better stop checking out those girls before you end up in Yogatory." "I can literally see every crevice of her body, John!... Forgive me, Lord... I have sinned! Please don't send me to Yogatory!" "You're going straight to Yogatory, Alex!" "There is a special place in HELL for those of us who suffer this affliction. It's called Yogatory."
Yogatory by Valhalla MMA April 24, 2019
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Yogatation
I am so stressed out that if I don't get in some yogatation I will explode.
Yogatate: To engage in the practice of yogatation.
I am going at 3:00 to yogatate.
Yogatate: To engage in the practice of yogatation.
I am going at 3:00 to yogatate.
Yogatation by Swyne September 8, 2011
Yogatorium
A place where Lululemon clad, somewhat wealthy women meet to gossip, stretch, listen to calming music, and ultimately pass gas at one another. Sometimes heat is added, but that’ll cost extra.
Kammy was delayed arriving to her mani/pedi because the Yogatorium started her Tantric Escapes class later than usual.
Yogatorium by Captain of Industry October 1, 2021
yogathlete
An athlete that uses Yoga to condition and maintain
or
A person with no athletic ability but does Yoga to get that look
or
A person with no athletic ability but does Yoga to get that look
Vince has tendonitus so he does Yoga to help with the pain, he is a yogathlete.
Emily has never played a sport in her life, but doesn't want the Freshman 15, she is a yogathlete.
Emily has never played a sport in her life, but doesn't want the Freshman 15, she is a yogathlete.
yogathlete by www.phewlcenter.com November 7, 2013
Yogatarded
Verb, past tense: to have had your train of thought derailed as a result of seeing a delicious example of how yoga pants are supposed to look, on a worthy posterior.
Yogatarded by Garv222 June 11, 2016